What does Tiger Woods want for his 34th birthday?

Today is Tiger Woods 34th birthday, and obviously this years celebration won't be too exciting...

I have a few questions I've pondered regarding Tiger's birthday:

Which (if any) of his 16 mistresses do you think he'll celebrate with?

Will his kids be there?

What do you get him for a gift? Condoms? A prepaid cell phone? Never mind it's too late for one of those.

That's all for now. Oh, I almost forgot - Happy Birthday Tiger!