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December 03, 2004

Argus Hamilton

Every morning I read a blurb in the Palm Beach Post called the Morning Monologue. It's written by the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood, CA Argus Hamilton. His comments are usually about politics, current events, celebrities and sports. Yesterday Argus had a blurb about golf that I thought was amusing.

Here it is: Annika Sorenstam competed with the men in the Skins Game. Last year at the Colonial she broke the barrier and became the first woman to play in a PGA tournament. Somehow you knew the Jackie Robinson of golf would be a Swedish blonde.

Thanks Argus Hamilton for amusing me every morning.


3 comments:

Couch Potato said...

"Help me if you can I'm feeling down" - I also think I must be lost.

I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I'm sure I saw him on the golf course yesterday. Now this is strange because usually I see him in the supermarket.

Honest really, last time I saw him there he was right in front of me, next to the steaks singing "Love me Tender".

He said to me (his lip was only slightly curled) "Boy, you need to get yourself a shiny, new lcd tv to go with that blue suede sofa of yours.

But Elvis said I, In the Ghetto nobody has a lcd tv .

Dude I'm All Shook Up said Elvis. I think I'll have me another cheeseburger.

Then I'm gonna go home, put ma dancin' suit on, munch me some uppers and freak out to that maaaaaaaaad surfing scene in Apocalypse Now on ma lcd tv .

How cool is that boy?

And then he just walked out of the supermarket singing. . .

"You give me love and consolation,
You give me strength to carry on "

Strange day or what? :-)

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See you there!
-Erik

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