Today is Tiger Woods 34th birthday, and obviously this years celebration won't be too exciting...
I have a few questions I've pondered regarding Tiger's birthday:
Which (if any) of his 16 mistresses do you think he'll celebrate with?
Will his kids be there?
What do you get him for a gift? Condoms? A prepaid cell phone? Never mind it's too late for one of those.
That's all for now. Oh, I almost forgot - Happy Birthday Tiger!