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October 12, 2004

Go Red Sox!

It seems like just yesterday that bastard Aaron Boone hit the game winning homerun in Game 7 to screw the Red Sox once again. Let's hope this year the Sox can close the deal and make it to the Series.

If the Sox should lose, it will be because of someone with a name beginning with a 'B'. As in Curse of the Bambino. As in the three most dreaded 'B' words in Beantown: Bucky, Buckner and Boone. May all three of you pricks burn in hell.



Anonymous said...


Couch Potato said...

"Help me if you can I'm feeling down" - I also think I must be lost.

I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I'm sure I saw him on the golf course yesterday. Now this is strange because usually I see him in the supermarket.

Honest really, last time I saw him there he was right in front of me, next to the steaks singing "Love me Tender".

He said to me (his lip was only slightly curled) "Boy, you need to get yourself a shiny, new lcd tv to go with that blue suede sofa of yours.

But Elvis said I, In the Ghetto nobody has a lcd tv .

Dude I'm All Shook Up said Elvis. I think I'll have me another cheeseburger.

Then I'm gonna go home, put ma dancin' suit on, munch me some uppers and freak out to that maaaaaaaaad surfing scene in Apocalypse Now on ma lcd tv .

How cool is that boy?

And then he just walked out of the supermarket singing. . .

"You give me love and consolation,
You give me strength to carry on "

Strange day or what? :-)

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