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November 20, 2004

ADT Championship at Trump International

Tomorrow I'm going to the ADT Championship at Trump International. The only 'elite' golf course in the world that has a prison overlooking it. It's not a point that Trump or too many make known, but there is a prison that overlooks Trump's elitist snobatorium of a golf club.

I'm looking forward to seeing all of the gear that's available for sale. I don't plan on buying any of the overpriced crap with the egomaniacs name written all over it, but what the heck. From what I hear half of the gear is Trump International and ADT Championship oriented the other half is Apprentice and You're Fired crap.

It really is too bad that Natalie Gulbis only looks good on the golf course. If she could play, she would have qualified for this event and I'd get much more enjoyment out of the day by watching her. I'll be sure to sneak my camera in and get some interesting pix from the event to discuss next week.


Todd said...

I can totally see your point about buying stuff with Your Fired and other such junk on it. I had no problem laying out good money at the Chrysler Championship, however, for a very nice polo shirt and a hat. Both have "Chrysler Championship" and "Innisbrook" logos on them. Well worth it.

As for sneaking your camera in, hopefully the LPGA event is less strict than the PGA event. At Innisbrook, they had those scanner things at the gate and made you hold your arms up while they probe for electronic devices (it kinda tickled). No cell phones, cameras, beepers, etc. were allowed on the course. We were quite bummed. Check your ticket, if you have it already. Those kinds of warnings were printed on ours.

TheDoubleEagle said...

No reason to be overly-concerned 'bout security. NDTP was probably referring to upskirt photos with a discretely-positioned mini-cam.

Jus' how hot is Rosales up-close? That's, what I wanna know, Mr. Fung!

Couch Potato said...

"Help me if you can I'm feeling down" - I also think I must be lost.

I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I'm sure I saw him on the golf course yesterday. Now this is strange because usually I see him in the supermarket.

Honest really, last time I saw him there he was right in front of me, next to the steaks singing "Love me Tender".

He said to me (his lip was only slightly curled) "Boy, you need to get yourself a shiny, new lcd tv to go with that blue suede sofa of yours.

But Elvis said I, In the Ghetto nobody has a lcd tv .

Dude I'm All Shook Up said Elvis. I think I'll have me another cheeseburger.

Then I'm gonna go home, put ma dancin' suit on, munch me some uppers and freak out to that maaaaaaaaad surfing scene in Apocalypse Now on ma lcd tv .

How cool is that boy?

And then he just walked out of the supermarket singing. . .

"You give me love and consolation,
You give me strength to carry on "

Strange day or what? :-)

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