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June 16, 2004

Big Bad John, why didn't you try to qualify?

Now this pisses me off when a guy that is having a great year like John Daly is having doesn't even try to qualify for the Open. WTF? Dude, you're a lazy drunk bum. You owe it to your fans and your sponsors for that matter.

Dunlop should make you pay them this week. Those guys over there must be furious. Who in their right mind would play Dunlop clubs? Only you could get a sponsor like this and then go out and kick some ass. Next thing ya know you'll be sponsored by a lumber yard.

We never know where the ball is going or what you are going to do out there. That must be why we love watching you play. You are one of the best golfers on tour to watch. Just get out there and play please.

1 comment:

Couch Potato said...

"Help me if you can I'm feeling down" - I also think I must be lost.

I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I'm sure I saw him on the golf course yesterday. Now this is strange because usually I see him in the supermarket.

Honest really, last time I saw him there he was right in front of me, next to the steaks singing "Love me Tender".

He said to me (his lip was only slightly curled) "Boy, you need to get yourself a shiny, new lcd tv to go with that blue suede sofa of yours.

But Elvis said I, In the Ghetto nobody has a lcd tv .

Dude I'm All Shook Up said Elvis. I think I'll have me another cheeseburger.

Then I'm gonna go home, put ma dancin' suit on, munch me some uppers and freak out to that maaaaaaaaad surfing scene in Apocalypse Now on ma lcd tv .

How cool is that boy?

And then he just walked out of the supermarket singing. . .

"You give me love and consolation,
You give me strength to carry on "

Strange day or what? :-)

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