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June 15, 2004

Is Tom Kite the ugliest golfer ever?

The votes are in and Tom has been voted the King of Ugly. Just cause the guy looks funny doesn't mean I don't have great respect for his game, I do. What an achievement to qualify for the Open at 54 years old. This is a guy that loves the game of golf. This will increase his streak to 31 consecutive trips to the Open. He's now tied with some guys named Sarazen and Palmer for the 3rd longest streak to the Open. Please don't go streaking at the Open Tom.

When Tom qualified he played in shorts. There should be a law against this. Who wants to see Tom's face, nonetheless his legs. Please for all of our sakes keep your pants on Tom. I still can't decide whether I preferred him with those big goofy glasses or without.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kite can't be the ugliest golfer as long as I still have my sticks. Now ugliest professional? That's a different story. LOL

Anonymous said...

I agree. Mr. Kite scores lower than average on looks. However I would trade looks for score anyday. I grew up watching Mr. Kite... And I would glady trade whatever decent looks I have for one round of golf with his game. Then again I am butt ass ugly so it looks like I am going to be stuck as an 18 handicap who still cannot get laid.

Anonymous said...

He looks Beavis or Butthead.Whichever.Only as a burn victim...

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