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June 18, 2004

Maruyama is Japanese for Marijuana, really....

Ok, so I have no what Maruyama means, but I wouldn't be surprised if he was smoking some today. How else could he have had 2 great rounds in a row? Obviously, the real story of the day is Phil. Lefty fires up a round of 4 under, how sweet is that.

Bring on da Funk. This is definitely not the Freddy I thought would be in up on the leaderboard. This will be my last blast at Duval until he plays in another tournament, but great friggin round you had today. Two rounds in the 80's, you should be proud. I'm sure you'll be quoted somewhere as saying it was another good round.

May the winds die down and we see some unreal golf this weekend.

Also, let me give an 'atta boy' to my man Del P for his win today on the Golden Bear Tour.

1 comment:

Couch Potato said...

"Help me if you can I'm feeling down" - I also think I must be lost.

I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I'm sure I saw him on the golf course yesterday. Now this is strange because usually I see him in the supermarket.

Honest really, last time I saw him there he was right in front of me, next to the steaks singing "Love me Tender".

He said to me (his lip was only slightly curled) "Boy, you need to get yourself a shiny, new lcd tv to go with that blue suede sofa of yours.

But Elvis said I, In the Ghetto nobody has a lcd tv .

Dude I'm All Shook Up said Elvis. I think I'll have me another cheeseburger.

Then I'm gonna go home, put ma dancin' suit on, munch me some uppers and freak out to that maaaaaaaaad surfing scene in Apocalypse Now on ma lcd tv .

How cool is that boy?

And then he just walked out of the supermarket singing. . .

"You give me love and consolation,
You give me strength to carry on "

Strange day or what? :-)

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