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June 19, 2004

Duck, Duck, Goosen...

Phil, you're killing me over here. You need to get your act together tomorrow pal. You need to win this one for America. This is the US Open, not the South African Open. How can 3 of the top 6 players be from S. Africa? Shigeki is still hanging in there too. The leaderboard is pure foreign chaos.

Just like the Brits hate it when a foreigner wins their tournament, I'm the same damn way when someone comes over here and wins one of our majors.

Phil, Bring on da Funk, & Jeff Maggert are the guys to be rooting for tomorrow. Blah, blah, blah I know everyone likes Ernie, but give me a break, this is the US Open, lets see one of our guys win this one for the United States!


bobbyjonesfan said...

Two words: Spell Checker. It's hard to take seriously a sports fan who doesn't know how to spell "root," as in "I'm rooting for Phil Mickelson."

You could also use a grammar check. There is no such phrase as "once and a while."

Anonymous said...

pickee, pickee, pickee! If the NYT can say somebody fell from office because of a 'coupe', 3B can say 'rout".

Go, lefty!

AmbiDextri said...

The poor brits, when was the last time one of them won the British Open? Lawrie sure, but have a look here and count 'em, about 5 in the last 50 years.

They're used to it by now.


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Couch Potato said...

"Help me if you can I'm feeling down" - I also think I must be lost.

I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I'm sure I saw him on the golf course yesterday. Now this is strange because usually I see him in the supermarket.

Honest really, last time I saw him there he was right in front of me, next to the steaks singing "Love me Tender".

He said to me (his lip was only slightly curled) "Boy, you need to get yourself a shiny, new lcd tv to go with that blue suede sofa of yours.

But Elvis said I, In the Ghetto nobody has a lcd tv .

Dude I'm All Shook Up said Elvis. I think I'll have me another cheeseburger.

Then I'm gonna go home, put ma dancin' suit on, munch me some uppers and freak out to that maaaaaaaaad surfing scene in Apocalypse Now on ma lcd tv .

How cool is that boy?

And then he just walked out of the supermarket singing. . .

"You give me love and consolation,
You give me strength to carry on "

Strange day or what? :-)

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