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June 06, 2004

Women playing in PGA events, you must be kidding me!

This will be brief.

What a joke. Like a woman could compete in a PGA tour event from the same tees as a man. Gimme a friggin break.

Kudos to Suzy Whaley for actually qualifying to play in the GHO. Unlike the other women that competed against men last year at least she earned the right to be there. But I'm still scratching my head, how did she beat all of the guys in CT to qualify? Oh yea, she did play from the red tees, but still, everyone of you in CT should be ashamed of yourselves.

That's it for now on women trying to compete with men. I'll be back to the subject of women and golf though. You ever get stuck behind a bunch of old broads? It's no fun.


Couch Potato said...

"Help me if you can I'm feeling down" - I also think I must be lost.

I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I'm sure I saw him on the golf course yesterday. Now this is strange because usually I see him in the supermarket.

Honest really, last time I saw him there he was right in front of me, next to the steaks singing "Love me Tender".

He said to me (his lip was only slightly curled) "Boy, you need to get yourself a shiny, new lcd tv to go with that blue suede sofa of yours.

But Elvis said I, In the Ghetto nobody has a lcd tv .

Dude I'm All Shook Up said Elvis. I think I'll have me another cheeseburger.

Then I'm gonna go home, put ma dancin' suit on, munch me some uppers and freak out to that maaaaaaaaad surfing scene in Apocalypse Now on ma lcd tv .

How cool is that boy?

And then he just walked out of the supermarket singing. . .

"You give me love and consolation,
You give me strength to carry on "

Strange day or what? :-)

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You have seen it? Its pretty cool. You buy issues for your favorite golfers and you make real money. Not like a fake stock simulator. I cash out Dividends each time your golfer plays in a tournament. Also I can sell my players stock when the price goes up.

check it out if something like this interests you.
heres a link

This site has lots of data about dividends and game pots and golfers. It also has alot of information about how the market works.

See you there!

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