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June 05, 2004

When will golf get rid of Johnny Miller, like the NFL did to Dennis Miller?

This guy just gets on my nerves. I mean he is really friigin annoying. He's Mr. Negative. It's not like he is just critical of a golfer, that I might be able to accept. He's just plain old negative. I don't know that he ever has anything nice or positive to say.

The NFL knew that Dennis Miller should not be in the broadcaster booth. Hopefully the golf world will wake up and get this egotistical putz out of the booth too.

Perhaps Mr. Critical should put his money where his moronic mouth is and get back out on the old man's tour.


Shegeki Manfrengeson said...

I think a good addition, or in this case deletion, would be to combine the Tiger Woods segment and this segment(Johnny Miller) into one feature. The reason I state this is because Johnny Miller is so far up Tiger Woods rear-end that they become indistinguishable.

I also wish Phil M. would climb up into the booth next time J.M. says "Phil doesn't play smart or have the heart", pull J.M.s heart out. Of course Phil would have to first remove J.M. from Tiger hind quarter... Phil, over the past ten years, has been ten times more fun to watch than Tiger.

golfguy11111 said...

No shit, this guy is the biggest asshole i've ever seen. He claims that tiger is all burned out. WTF, he is like 28. He critizizes peoples short game when his own was worthless as hell. What a piece of shit. I hate him.

Couch Potato said...

"Help me if you can I'm feeling down" - I also think I must be lost.

I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I'm sure I saw him on the golf course yesterday. Now this is strange because usually I see him in the supermarket.

Honest really, last time I saw him there he was right in front of me, next to the steaks singing "Love me Tender".

He said to me (his lip was only slightly curled) "Boy, you need to get yourself a shiny, new lcd tv to go with that blue suede sofa of yours.

But Elvis said I, In the Ghetto nobody has a lcd tv .

Dude I'm All Shook Up said Elvis. I think I'll have me another cheeseburger.

Then I'm gonna go home, put ma dancin' suit on, munch me some uppers and freak out to that maaaaaaaaad surfing scene in Apocalypse Now on ma lcd tv .

How cool is that boy?

And then he just walked out of the supermarket singing. . .

"You give me love and consolation,
You give me strength to carry on "

Strange day or what? :-)

Anonymous said...

re Johnny Miller, the old adage "any fool can criticize and most do" is most appropriate. While a real good golfer in his day I'm sure his blooper video would be as bad or worse than many of those he needlessly rakes over the coals....his latest comment in Sunday's US Open re Mike Weir bogeying and getting what he deserves supports the above. Bring Faldo over from the Golf Channel for the weekends.

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