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June 14, 2004

Yesterday's Winners

PGA Tour: Sergio. Good to see a kid with some enthusiasm out there. Holy mackerel, he gets pumped up. This is what golf needs, someone out there to work the crowd and make some noise. He even dresses pretty good, although he does need to loosen the collar a little.

CHAMPIONS Tour: Allen Doyle wins a 2 day event. Gotta hate it when rain kills a day of golf.

LPGA Tour: Ok, so Annika won another one, big deal. The real story here is the hot Korean chick, Shi, that came in 2nd. It was nice to see hear belly when she'd follow through. We need more women like her out there on tour. I am still convinced that Daisy Dukes are needed.

This is an exciting week coming up. The U.S. Open is always a blast to watch. I'm no Dionne Warwick but here are a few thoughts. Phil might win, Tiger might not make the cut, Duval will withdraw on Friday because he's a mental midget, Vijay & Freddy will both finish in the top 10 and either one of these guys may be in the final group come Sunday.


Chase said...

you're closer to dionne warwick then you let on. the only thing you're close on is the possibility of phil winning.

Couch Potato said...

"Help me if you can I'm feeling down" - I also think I must be lost.

I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I'm sure I saw him on the golf course yesterday. Now this is strange because usually I see him in the supermarket.

Honest really, last time I saw him there he was right in front of me, next to the steaks singing "Love me Tender".

He said to me (his lip was only slightly curled) "Boy, you need to get yourself a shiny, new lcd tv to go with that blue suede sofa of yours.

But Elvis said I, In the Ghetto nobody has a lcd tv .

Dude I'm All Shook Up said Elvis. I think I'll have me another cheeseburger.

Then I'm gonna go home, put ma dancin' suit on, munch me some uppers and freak out to that maaaaaaaaad surfing scene in Apocalypse Now on ma lcd tv .

How cool is that boy?

And then he just walked out of the supermarket singing. . .

"You give me love and consolation,
You give me strength to carry on "

Strange day or what? :-)

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