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June 18, 2004

Shinnecock vs Duval: KO 1st Round

Over the years there have been gentlemen golfers and there have been golfers that have no regard for other golfers or their fans. David Duval is at the top of the list of golfers with no regard for others. You have had a breakdown over the last 8 months and have taken a break from golf.

After your 83 opening round in the US Open, I would have to say you should take off another 8 months. No one would miss you. Perhaps you should visit Miss Manners and work on learning how to smile, or saying hi to a fan and maybe even sign an autograph once and a while.

Until you become a good person I am confident your game will remain at this poor level. I find your quote after yesterdays round "breaking 80 would have been a good day" an embarrassment to all tour pros. I do not know any PGA member that thinks that breaking 80 is a good day on the golf course, heck I don't even think it's that great a day and I'm a 10 handicapper.

David Duval may you end up on the Putt-Putt Tour.

1 comment:

Couch Potato said...

"Help me if you can I'm feeling down" - I also think I must be lost.

I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I'm sure I saw him on the golf course yesterday. Now this is strange because usually I see him in the supermarket.

Honest really, last time I saw him there he was right in front of me, next to the steaks singing "Love me Tender".

He said to me (his lip was only slightly curled) "Boy, you need to get yourself a shiny, new lcd tv to go with that blue suede sofa of yours.

But Elvis said I, In the Ghetto nobody has a lcd tv .

Dude I'm All Shook Up said Elvis. I think I'll have me another cheeseburger.

Then I'm gonna go home, put ma dancin' suit on, munch me some uppers and freak out to that maaaaaaaaad surfing scene in Apocalypse Now on ma lcd tv .

How cool is that boy?

And then he just walked out of the supermarket singing. . .

"You give me love and consolation,
You give me strength to carry on "

Strange day or what? :-)

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