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June 04, 2004

I can't stand Tiger!

First off, why does everyone kiss his ass? I could never figure this out. There are other players out there with a lot more charisma and that are much more interesting than he is.

Why don't I like him, hmmm...this could be a long list, but here's a few reasons.

1. He slams his clubs too much. Good "role model"! I really want my kids to be like this. Curse & slam their clubs every other shot.
2. He always has excuses. ex. I adjusted this, food poisoning that, pulled this, blah, blah, blah. Hit the practice range & cut your bellyaching, no one cares.
3. How the hell did he get Jesper's nanny. Oh yea, that's an easy one, he's got a lot of money.
4. It's great that so many people like Tiger & our golf courses are now much more crowded with new golfers. How wonderful, I love playing 18 holes in 6 hours behind newbie golfers.

Trust you me, I will be adding to this list...

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