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September 10, 2004

Colin Montgomerie gets divorced

Finally Colin Montgomerie has gotten rid of his spoiled, now ex, wife Eimear. What kind of name is Eimear anyway? We knew the divorce was coming month's ago. And for Eimear to say that marriage to Colin made her sick is absurd. She said the demise of the marriage is the fact that Colin is obsessed with golf. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.

If it weren't for golf and the money Colin made playing golf, I can assure you Eimear never would have been with Monty in the first place. After all, it's not like the guy is a slender pretty boy. Here's a quote about Eimear from BBC Sport "Eimear Montgomerie is often seen wearing a suede jacket and matching shoes - she is famous for rapidly depleting Monty's winnings through fashion purchases!"

Colin Montgomerie, I think the best decision you've ever made is to divorce that gold digger. Now you can focus on what's important to you, golf. Good for you.

After reviewing these pictures of Eimear, I think it will be rather easy for a guy of Monty's stature to replace her with younger and prettier model. Call Jesper, perhaps he has another hot nanny available.

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