Ian Poulter at the Ryder Cup

What is Ian Poulter going to do at the Ryder Cup? How is Ian Poulter going to conform to wearing a uniform? For a guy that enjoys making a spectacle of himself by coloring his hair and wearing crazy clothes, the week of the Ryder Cup is going to be quite trying on him. I wouldn't be surprised if Poulter has a trick or two up his sleeve to let his fans, like me, know he will not conform.

Give 'em hell you goofy bastard!