Oy Vey, Ivan!

First Charley, then Frances, now Ivan. WTF is going on here? I thought Florida was supposed to be the Sunshine State. This is ridiculous. Hopefully this hurricane will continue to head into the Gulf of Mexico and avoid Florida.

The name Ivan reminded me of one of my favorite wrestlers as a kid, you know who I'm talking about, Ivan "Polish Power" Putski.

At this time I would like to say "I'm sorry" to my sister for using the Ivan Putski signature move, the Polish Hammer, on your head too many times.

Hurricane Ivan, screw off. I want to play golf sometime soon.