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July 01, 2004

Chi Chi joins Red Sox

The struggling Red Sox are in desperate need of a solid 4th starter. They have taken a rather unusual step in recruiting golf funny man Chi Chi Rodriguez. The young General Manager of the Red Sox, Theo Epstein, was heard as saying something like "the Yankees always seem to struggle with knuckleballer Tim Wakefield, just wait until Chi Chi shows them his 'Three Fingered Salsa Dancin' Slider' they'll be running to the dugout crying like little babies".

(AP Photo/Elise Amendola)
Chi Chi claims he can throw in excess of 43 MPH when he gets all of his 5' 7" 120 pounds into it.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Short guys rule!!! Remember the Bugs Bunny slo pitch - Strike 1,2,3 yerout. If Chi Chi can pitch, maybe they'll gimme a shot.

Lisa Gray
stros.mostvaluablenetwork.com

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