Here are the Top 10 Ways Tiger Woods Can Improve His Image from David Letterman:
1. Blame Letterman.
2. Find Osama Bin Laden.
3. Release list of women he did not have sex with.
4. Safely land Golf cart in the Hudson river.
5. Retire, then come back and play for the Vikings.
6. Instead of sweatshops in Asia, have Nike merchandise made in a sweatshop right here in the U.S.A.
7. Put on a scarf and a hat and sing Christmas carols with Regis.
8. Fix the whole health care mess.
9. Change name from 'Tiger' to more adorable 'Puppy.'
10. Crash a state dinner at the White House.