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August 07, 2004

Jamie Farr Owens Corning Classic

This week the LPGA is playing the Jamie Farr Owens Corning Classic in Sylvania, OH. Why would anyone in their right mind pick Klinger to be the host of a golf tournament? I can hear the folks at the LPGA now "Klinger used to dress like a woman, let's use this cross-dresser who did not want to be in the military for the tournament out in Ohio."

Who's the brain surgeon that picked Klinger?

I think it would have made more sense to have picked any another actor from MASH for this tournament. Instead of the "Klinger Classic" I think the "Hot Lips Houlihan Classic" would have sounded better. Even the "Hawkeye Classic" or the "Radar O'Reilly Classic" would have been a better choice.

1 comment:

Couch Potato said...

"Help me if you can I'm feeling down" - I also think I must be lost.

I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I'm sure I saw him on the golf course yesterday. Now this is strange because usually I see him in the supermarket.

Honest really, last time I saw him there he was right in front of me, next to the steaks singing "Love me Tender".

He said to me (his lip was only slightly curled) "Boy, you need to get yourself a shiny, new lcd tv to go with that blue suede sofa of yours.

But Elvis said I, In the Ghetto nobody has a lcd tv .

Dude I'm All Shook Up said Elvis. I think I'll have me another cheeseburger.

Then I'm gonna go home, put ma dancin' suit on, munch me some uppers and freak out to that maaaaaaaaad surfing scene in Apocalypse Now on ma lcd tv .

How cool is that boy?

And then he just walked out of the supermarket singing. . .

"You give me love and consolation,
You give me strength to carry on "

Strange day or what? :-)

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