Did anyone else notice something rather peculiar about Phil Mickelson after he completed the 18th hole today? It was rather sad actually. When Phil completed the 18th hole he attempted to jog up the hill to sign his scorecard. There were two things that were disturbing about this.
1. Phil's man boobs were bouncing like those of a woman with a set of 34 D's.
2. Phil struggled to make it to the top of the hill. It almost looked like he was going to have to stop and take a breather.
Word of advice to Phil: Hit the gym & get on a diet. Also, kick some ass tomorrow.